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789889:

tetsuoatehimbread:

do not google jonas brothers yaoi

joinmyphanmily:

CAN WE JUST BRING THIS BACK FOR A SEC.

kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD

(Source: onlylolgifs)

lizzyjohn:

Digital studies, trying to get a good feel for tigers. These are the tidier ones. Mostly done off of deviantart stock photos I looked up under the ‘newest’ section.

dorkly:

Spongebob Sings “Get Lucky” Across 11 Decades

This Video is a REAL goofy goober, but it’s worth it.

(original remix by PV Nova)

silverie-stitches:

lusoric:

gallowscalibratorh3h3:

……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS

AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL

'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'

AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONCE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

(Source: fuckinq)

thems-the-8reaks:

if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal

that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball

anglosexual:

larwrence:

facts about other movies

"the first disney princess to be crowned quee—"

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"the first disney princess to be crown—"

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"the first dis—"

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let’s try that again

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(Source: alisonhendrix215)

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

askintricacy:

CT: D —> Nepeta is a very sweet girl
CT: D —> She would never do anything horrible or disgusting or immoral

AC: :33 <
AC: :33 < you don’t fucking rule me

( CA: can one of you girls please remind me

CA: howw the FUCK did i get here

CC: )(u)(… )(eck if I know!

CC: At least we’re classy beac)(es 38P

CA: fef you are seriously not helpin

AC: :33 < get some )

striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

fencehopping:

Zookeeper scares the shit out of a red panda.

Dammit! HE’S GONE! AND HE TOOK THE UNIFORM!
Bruce! Chill. The rig is 50 miles off the coast. What’s he gonna do? Swim there?

Dick Grayson/Nightwing-Bruce Wayne/Batman, Son of Batman

Nightwing your lack of logic is shocking.  We are talking about a 10 year old assassin child who killed his first person at the lovely age of 4!

(via shiruba-tsuki-okami)