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dauntlesslion:

begitalarcos:

*One Shot*

Clint gets himself into a doggy pile of trouble and its up to the Avenger’s to figure out how to change him back to normal

YYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSS

prasejeebus:

"The gays" I say with a dry monotone voice completely ignoring my own very apparent homosexuality 

(Source: kawaiilluminatii)

Also i am really confused about jubilee
Is she just a lesbian vampire now, does she still have her mutant powers, just what

I am so hyped for the ant man movie
Mostly because I want to see wasp and want them to join the avengers

voxaphone:

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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edmundtherockpikmin:

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

All it needs is a supernatural gif

rivaille-hime:

im fucking crying

highflying-girl:

sakka-puff:

hyouretsuzan:

So that’s how they look like without the hats. I can die peacefully now.

Why are they naked

THIS IS AWKWARD

olafski:

Some dromaeosaurs I did for my exam assignment, in which I wrote a 30 page paper on the origins of birds.

ryanmoody:

Mm fascinating by Ryoko-demon

  • Every time I think I’m over how awesome this cosplayer is she turns out another photo. WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME!

officialpigeon:

illaminati:

m’iley

dadzoned again

lonelymountainorbust:

when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

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lunaobliviate7:

buttmanreturns:

tacticalfury:

#you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it

irony man

irony man

(Source: asgardian-poledance)